[NOTE-This is for my little sister. She Adores Invader Zim. Feel free to enjoy the story as well.]
I was sent here to watch someone. Someone who could very much destroy our empire. I am an Irken Spy. The Mighty Tallest sent me to the planet known as Earth. Ever since I had sentient thoughts of my own, I wanted to be an Invader. The Tallest saw fir to watch Zim. Zim was sent to this miserable little planet. Actually he wasn't really sent anywhere. We Irkens didn't know this stupid planet existed until Zim called to report his mission status.
I was in the Crowd the day Zim begged for his position for Impending Doom 2. I knew what he did for Impending Doom 1, I know cause I was one of the randomly selected to CLEAN IT ALL. Everyone was surprised to see he escaped his exile from Food-Courtia. I saw, heard, and knew what was happening. Mainly because I was in the first row and because Zim used MY HEAD to get onto the stage!
So, after realizing that Zim was very much alive, Almighty Tallest Miyuki and Spork assigned me to watch him. They take all the credit of course, but it is I who lets them know what is going on every day.
I also have to keep him from being exposed. Which is stupidly hard with his pathetic disguise. If he is exposed and captured he will surely blabber on about The Empire's plans and the Humans will put up one heckuva fight. Their weapons are primitive, but effective all the same. The humans known to the locals as Dib and Gaz already know his secret(s). I thought I would have to disintegrate them both, until I realized that everybody believes Dib to be insane. Gaz, on the other hand, seems to see Zim's incompetence.
I got there about a week after Zim. He hadn't exposed himself yet. I was even given a prototype S.I.R. Unit, which I called him Zir. Recently, I thought if I destroyed Zim myself, I would be rewarded. The Tallest would give ME praise, for solving their problems right here. Zim destroyed a good half of our fleet with the neighboring planet Mars.
Hehehehehe. I destroy Zim. I take his place as the NEW Invader of this pitiful planet. The thought of it makes my mouth water.
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